Welcome to the people vault, please browse our catalog of vaulted people. All "people" were sourced according to the Fifth Boltzvan Agreement of 2079 and meets current concencus metaphysical and/or spirtual definitions of personhood. Purchases are FINAL, and any moral, physical, spirtual, metaphysical, soul, regia, hume, bodliy, mental, and any other concencus reality definitions of harm isn't liable. We take all types of payments, including souls, gold, the light of a hymn, and ect. Please, if any symptoms of Whilsion Syndrome appear after browsing the catalog or handling any viscera, please remember you never existed.
WW2 veteran
2007 Suburban Wine-a-holic